Definition of A Kiss

Prof .of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof .of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof .of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divide by nothing .

Prof .of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips .

Prof .of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart .

Prof .of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction  between two hearts .

Prof .of Physiology : Kiss is a juxtaposition of two orbicular   muscles in the state of contraction .

Prof.of dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic .

Prof.of philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child ,ecstasy for the young and homage for the old .

Prof.of computer science : what is a kiss ? it seems to be an undefined variable !

Prof .of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction ,it is more common than proper ,it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all .

Prof.of architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.  

Apology

Apology doesn't mean that you were wrong,or other person was right.it means that your relationship is valuable than your ego 

AllLaugh

The human body is wondering who is the leader?!

The heart says :It's me I circulate the blood.

The brain says :No ,It's me because I control everything.

The Liver says : No, me ,because i feed.

And the Anus said : No It's me.

All laugh.

Then the anus refused to open for seven days.

The liver has exploded,the brain was stewed and heart stopped beating.

Moral :

Even an asshole can be a leader !

Goodnight sms

i may not comment on everything you post

i may not always respond on time

i may seem like I'm not here

but if you get this then you must know you are very special to me

Good Night.

worth

"i wont force myself to have space in your life...because if you really know my worth...you'll make one for me.." :-)

classmates

C - caring

L -love

A - ad vicing

S - sharing

S - strong

M - matching

A - active

T - talented

E -eligible

S -students

 "CLASSMATES"

competition

In a 100 meter race,

It was announced "1 2 3 start".

All started running except laurel.

Hardy : why are you still waiting?

Laurel: hu! I too know numbers. My no. is 4.

Hardy : ahh????