Good Messages And Jokes: 09/01/2010

New

"New" day

"New"morning

"New"hopes

"New"plans

"New"efforts

"New" success

"New"feelings

I pray Nature to give you a "Happy"and successful day.....Good Morning.

Hard Facts

Hard Hitting Fact-
" To be successful,You need friends,
But to be very successful,
You need Enemies and competitor" .

Irreplaceable

A coin is easy to earn..but a good relation is hard to earn...
I might have lost a coin for this MSG,but gained a priceless person like you.
Good Night.

Meaning

The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete you,But to have someone with whom you might share your incompleteness.

Realness

You know why people say that you don't feel sleepy when you are in Love ?

Because for the first time you are finding reality more beautiful than your dreams....

Why do we close our eyes

When we Pray?

When we Dream?

When we cry?

When we kiss?

Because we know that the most beautiful things are not seen,but felt in the heart.

Irrelevant

Forward

Arrow goes forward only after pulling into backward.

Bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward.

Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficulties in their life path...

So do not afraid to face your difficulties.

they will push you forward.

Rejoice

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else; And for everything you gain, you lose something else.
It is about your outlook towards life, You can either regret or rejoice.

We

What we are today is the result of our own past actions;

Whatever we wish to be in the future depends on our present actions; Decide how you have to act now.

We are responsible for what we are,whatever we wish ourselves to be. We have the power to make ourselves.

Tire

"A little water may evaporate

But the ocean never dries up .

Limited responsibilities tire you

But Unlimited responsibility empowers you." Pointing up

Consideration

When a friend needs your love,show them your care.

If they needs attention,let them know you are there.

Be ready to help them when they load becomes hard to bare.

Because you can't be a friend until you learn to share.

Jocundity

Never think more about past-

It Brings Tears

Don't think more about Future-

It Brings Fears

Live For Every Moment-

It Brings Cheers....

Ignorance

Sardar(Half knowledge fellow) was fixing a bomb in a car

First sardar: what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Second sardar: Don't worry I have one more.

Interviewer

Boss : Where were you born?

Sardar (Half Knowledge Fellow):India

Boss: Which Part?

Sardar: What 'which part' Whole body was born in India.

Boss : ah ?????

Leporidae

Laurel : Mr.hardy Can you answer my question?

Oliver Hardy: Yes

Laurel : How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Oliver Hardy: It's Clinically Proved by scientist.

Laurel : No

Oliver Hardy : Then what?

Laurel : Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Oliver Hardy : ah ?????

Alopecia

Laurel : Mr.Hardy ! can you answer my question?

Oliver hardy:Sure Why not

Laurel : What is the perfect cure for dandruff ?

Oliver Hardy : Anti-Dandruff shampoo.

Laurel : No

Oliver Hardy : then What?

Laurel : Baldness!

Unbroken Ship

Laurel : can you answer my question?

Oliver Hardy : sure why not?

Laurel : OK then ,What kind of Ship Doesn't sink ?

Oliver Hardy : Unbroken ship

Laurel : No ,It's Friend-ship.

Plumber

Laurel : Can you answer my question?

Oliver hardy : Sure Why not?

Laurel : OK then ,Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Oliver Hardy:No one

Laurel :It's Plumber

Oliver Hardy : ah ????

Humans

Some People smile at you when you are happy,Some people laugh at you when you are unhappy,BUT,all people will salute you when you make others Happy.

Malus domestica

An apple MSG for an Orange person

from

A strawberry Friend

For

A Pineapple Reason

At A Mango

For

A Pineapple Reason

At A Mango Time On a Jack Fruit Day In A grape Mood to say a Fruity morning

Words of Einstein

If world refuses to help you,just remember the words of Einstein

"I am thankful who said No,it's because of them i did it myself"

Dignitary

It is very Easy to hurt someone and then say "sorry"

But it is really very difficult to get hurt and say " I am fine"

when you love someone,don't expect them to love you as much as you do.But love them so much that they would never want to be loved by anyone expect you....

Reality

Life is not a problem to be solved

But a reality to be experienced..

A Goal without a plan ,

is just a wish

successful

If you want to be successful,

it's just this simple:

Know what you are doing.

Love what you are doing.

and believe in what you are doing.

team work

If you are not riding the Wave of change....

You will find yourself Beneath It.

Never Doubt That a Small Group Of Thoughtful,

Committed People Can Change The World.

Indeed,It Is The Only Thing That Ever Has.

pessimist

Almost anything you do will be insignificant,

but it is very important that you do it.

An optimist and pessimist can arrive at the same destination in life....

but the optimist is the one who will have enjoyed he journey.

when in doubt ,be an optimist.

Success

Don't read success story.

Read Only Failure story,

Because Failure story you get new idea to win ,

from success story you get only messages.

Good Night.

savored

Do Not run through life so fast

that you forget not only

Where you have been,but also

Where you are going.

Life is Not a race,but a journey

To be savored each step of the way.

Name

1."To Learn to succeed, You Must First Learn to Fail."

2. Don't write you name on sand,waves will wash it away.

Don't write your name in sky,window may blow it away.

Write your name in the hearts of people you come in touch with.

That's where it will stay.

Good Morning.

Deity

1. Don't take life too seriously.

Dream ,Hope ,Laugh,Love Forgive

No One makes it Out alive,anyway

2. Don't ask deity to make your life easier

Ask It to make you A stronger person