Erase

If you delete this message.

You love me,

If you keep it,

You want me,

If you ignore it,

You adore me,

If you send it back,

You can’t live without me

Now what will u do? Tell me !!

Parameter

Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, and
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!

pulse

I HAVE SEEN YOU AS MY SWEET HEART AND I HAVE LOCKED YOU YOU IN MY HEART BUT THE KEY TO OPEN MY HEART IS LOST SO YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART TILL MY HEART BEATS STOP.....


TAKE CARE GOOD NIGHT............

Revive

I will REMEMBER Him
Not As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..LOVE YOU Sweet HEART.

journeyer

One tourist from U.S.A. asks Sardar (Half Knowledge fellow): Any great man born in this village?
Sardar (Half Knowledge Fellow) : No Madam, only small Babies!!!
Journeyer : ahhhh?????
 
  Keep smiling good morning.

proportion

John : Why do only 10% of woman go to heaven ?
mary : Why ?
John : Because if  they all went ,It would be called Hell ! hahaha............
Keep smiling good night...................

lingerie

Husband made idlies (one type of south Indian breakfast ).
wife asked " how you prepared this "BigBig""Idlies"?
Husband said i used this special cloth
Wife : you "Idiot" it is my bra........
Keep smiling good night.

Sambar Chutny

Invitation

Mrs & Mr.sambar chatni
invites you for the wedding of their grand son
MASALA DOSA
(S/o.Sada dosa)
with pani puri
( D/O.BHEL PURI )
On 05-10-2009
Venu : Vada hall
Samosa building ,
chappathi Road.


All are welcome

Checklist

Girl friend:  Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy friend:  Dam Sure! I checked the whole list again in the early Morning itself.
Girl friend : aahhh???

Trival

Teacher : What is common between
KRISHNA, RAMA, GANDHI and JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
born On government holidays...!
Teacher : ahh??

Blazes

Just imagine life without GIRLS :
The result ===Markets silent, Streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No traveling
No love
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HELL!!!

MUM

If you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sister and elder sis?
Answer : MIN "MUM" and MAXI"MUM"

Big c

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water ? What do you mean ?
SON: They are below “C” level.

Definitions

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

Stunt

Russians dug 100

meters and found

copper cable and said

that they had

telephones 500 years ago.

Americans dug 200

meters and found

optical fiber and said

they had internet

facility 1000 years ago.

Indians dug 1000

meters and didn't find

anything and said that

we had wireless

technology 2000 years ago.

Breath

Teacher : Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar student :Thank God I was born after that .
if i was born before that i would die

Hen

Customer- whose eggs are this ?
Shopkeeper - its mine
Customer - OK so give me one dozen of chicken's egg.

Countersign

You love sum one... You marry someone else. The one You married becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id...!




Keep smiling good night.

Cabaret

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. 
His mom gets angry and asks him : Did you  see any thing there that you were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw 
Mom: ah what you saw?
Boy: Dad
Mom: ah????


Keep smiling good night.

Rapist

A criminal rapist was sentenced to a death penalty. He was to choose between being hanged or being injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood. He choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stopped laughing and they asked why you are laughing he just whispered and say I have put on a condom.


Keep smiling good night.

naked

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.

The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked this time he prayed God please close your eyes.

God to man

Man ask God : " God why you make women so BEAUTIFUL?"
God so that you can love her.
Men: But why you make her so STUPID?
God says so that she can love you.......

Polliwog

TEACHER: Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT: Simple 'Frog'.
TEACHER: Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT: Simple "Frog's mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister".


Keep smiling good morning....

Tsunami

What is the different between?
Himami & Tsunami?
Himami is face wash,
Tsunami is total wash.


Hi HI HI good night.

Mummy

Oliver Hardy : Why are Egyptians Children always confused??
Laurel : Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
Oliver Hardy : ah ???

maths

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Keep smiling good night.

lantern

A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????
SHE SAID YES....
THE LAMP TURNED ON!!!!

Bucks

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:
------------------------------------
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED
BUT IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL TO ANOTHER
WITH THE LOSS OF MONEY

arithmetic

Teacher teaching algebra to student

A=B=C

It means A=C

Sir asked to give example for it

Student: sir I love you, you love your daughter, it means I love your daughter.

Comic

Bad Girls are like an internet virus,

they enter your life,

scan your pocket,

transfer your money,

edit your mind,

download their problems

delete your smiles

and hang You for ever.

Good night.

serpent

Two snakes meet each other...
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!

Dunce

Judge - Why did u attack that young man?
Old lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed and shouted "APRIL FOOL!"

summons

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:" father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

Tempo

Once Laloo(A former minister of India ) wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Sir !..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down.

Pause

Once Laloo ( A former minister of India)  was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved.

Female

HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman : She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman : Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.

SCREEN-SAVER Woman : She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman : Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman : Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman : She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman : Also known as "WIFE" ; when you are not expects

Repossession

oldish

Teacher: How Old is Ur father.
Sunny: As old as I'm.
teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.

Backbiter

Banta ! You get marry with Santa after my death
Wife! but why? He is Ur no 1 enemy
Banta! this is only way to take revenge with Santa .

Accident

Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, Dam sure truck accident case.
Sardar2: Yes, truck number is also written . BC-1000 !!

Mama

AT 18 a lady is like a football , 22 men behind her,
at 28 a Basketball , 10 men behind her,
at 38 a Golf ball , 1 man behind her,
at 48 a Table tennis ball , one man pushing her to the other

Couple

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ? ? ? ? ? ?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!

Consort

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of “WIFE”
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever............

Insincerity

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar : I'm writing to my 6 years old son, he cant read very fast.

Proposal

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1 year elder to you
........... Sardar said Oye No Problem ,I will marry you NEXT YEAR.

Nun

A "sardarji"(Mindless fellow) Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
"I Love U sister...."

Valentine

Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy Jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air opened his parachute saying "love never dies".

Friend

F------------->first
R------------->RELATION
I------------->IN THE
E------------->EARTH THAT
N------------->NEVER
D------------->DIES.


I am proud to have a true friend like you....


Good night.

Interval

January to December,Sunday to Saturday,Am to Pm my feelings for you have never changed
you are always be"my sweet friend.........


Good Night.

Devotedness

"Life starts with voice,but ends with silence","Love starts with fear but ends with tears","true friendship starts any where & ends no where"

Omen

Lucky
"Angle"
asked...
me
What you want?
A lovable life,


Or


A true friend.
I choose "lovable life"
Because i already have "You".


Good night..

Target

"Dream "

and

"Aim"

are sensational words.

make your dream as your as your aim

But...

Never make your aim as your dream.."

remember it.

Good night.

Indication

Every tear is a sign of commitment

Every silence is a sign of compromise

Every smile is a sign of attachment

Every SMS is a sign of remembrance

Good morning.

Yen

"Faith" makes all things possible

"Hope" makes all things heaven

"knowledge" makes all things beautiful

i wish "u" get all three in " every second" of your life

Good night.

Nay

Never try alone to take the weight of tear,that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes,always remember a friend like me is ready to share with you...

Good night.

Accessory

Always take extra care of 3 things in your life....Trust,
promise,and relationship
because they don't make a noise when they break.


Good night.

snivel

i will always beside u.until the very end wiping all your tears away,being your best friend,i will smile when you smile and feel all the pain do,and if you cry a single tear,i promise i will cry too.

civvies

Get up Get up ! Day is waiting for you,to give a gift of 24 golden hours.what ever you want you do it successfully good things follows you...


A cool good morning.

Unquestionable

Mother is sweetest word in the world,
next comes "friends"
Mother gives life,
Friends help to live life,They are true gifts of GOD.

Tragedy

Tension : When wife is pregnant
Terror : When girl friend is pregnant
Horror : When both are pregnant.
Tragedy : When you are not responsible 4 both...!


Good Evening.....

Condition

My heart has one "condition" in that no one has " Permission" only friend like you has 'admission" that also with out "donation" just maintain good "relation".


Gud9t.

Greenhouse

Your heart is a "beautiful garden".

"MY friendship is a small rose in your garden".

"plz don't cut the Rose at any reason and any season"....

GOOD NIGHT.

ROMEO

My eyes miss you

My feet love you

My mind calls you

My heart just for you

My life is you,and

I'll  did for you , because

This is what ROMEO said to JULIET