Definition of A Kiss

Prof .of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof .of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof .of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divide by nothing .

Prof .of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips .

Prof .of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart .

Prof .of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction  between two hearts .

Prof .of Physiology : Kiss is a juxtaposition of two orbicular   muscles in the state of contraction .

Prof.of dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic .

Prof.of philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child ,ecstasy for the young and homage for the old .

Prof.of computer science : what is a kiss ? it seems to be an undefined variable !

Prof .of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction ,it is more common than proper ,it is

spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all .

Prof.of architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.  

Apology

All Laugh

The human body is wondering who is the leader?!

The heart says :It's me I circulate the blood.

The brain says :No ,It's me because I control everything.

The Liver says : No, me ,because i feed.

And the Anus said : No It's me.

All laugh.

Then the anus refused to open for seven days.

The liver has exploded,the brain was stewed and heart stopped beating.

Moral :

Even an asshole can be a leader !

Good night sms

worth

mate

competition

Bet

Wild Horse

 

House of God

never

Never say "I love you"

If you don't really care

Never talk of feeling

If they aren't really there

Never Hold my hand

If you mean to break my heart

Never say Forever

If you ever plan to part

Never look into my eyes

If you are telling me a lie

Never say hello

If you think you'll say Good-bye

Never say I'm the One

If you dream of more then me

Never lock-up my heart

If you don't have the key!!!

Mathematics

one

Ante meridiem

 Morning has a great meaning.
In every morning SUN says “Wake up like me” Sky says “Aim my height” 
Wind says “Refresh like me” 
Have a great day ,
Good Morning.

Strong fondness

“Affection is not measured when both take care of each other;

It is measured when one ignores and other still continues to care

Good morning.

Fling

Old love story: 
starts from eyes Grows with Gifts ends with tears.

Modern love story: 

Starts from mobile Grows with Recharges Ends with SIM change.

charlie chaplin

1.I am very lucky to be alone,Because I have nobody to loose

2."My ambition is to make the whole world to SMILE, because the world made me to CRY" 
DO good even to those who hurt you!....

Charlie Chaplin's three heart touching statements :

(1) Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our troubles.!

(2)- I like walking in the rain,because nobody can see my tears..! and

(3)- most important the most wasted day in life,is,the day,in which,we have not laughed!!

"My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain".

Nice Lessons

Three nice Lessons

1.Once all villagers decided to pray for rain,on the day of prayer all people gathered and only boy came with an umbrella.THAT'S FAITH.

2.Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. when you throw him in the air ,he laughs because he knows you will catch him.THAT'S TRUST

3.Every night we go to bed,we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow.....THAT'S HOPE.

Good morning.

Pecuilar

sardar creates new mail id

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gmail@sardar.com

google shocks

computer blocks.

user jumps

hacker dies.

virus cries.

sardar rocks.

Good morning.

Proportional

Newtons Law Of Love-

Every Boy on earth is attracted to a Girl With a force Directly proportional to Her Beauty And inversely proportional to power of her Dad/Brother.

Impulse

LIFE and TIME are the world's best two teachers

Life teaches us the use of TIME and TIME teaches us the value of LIFE.

SomeOne

TO LOVE SOMEONE - IS NATURAL.

TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE - IS LUCK.

TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE - IS ACHIEVEMENT.

TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU - IS LIFE.