Yammer

HUSBAND watching t.v and crying.

WIFE : why are you crying ?

what serial are you watching?

Husband : it's not serial our marriage CD.......

Wife : ah ?????

INTERVIEW

Interviewer : how many seconds in one year?

Sardar : 12 seconds.
Interviewer : How did u say?
Sardar : Jan 2nd, Feb2 nd ,Mar2nd......Dec2nd total 12 seconds

massacre

How to kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress,nice jewelery,

costly cosmetics .and lock her in a room with out mirror....it's enough to die .

Good afternoon........

Lineup

Sharuk : what is your fathers name?

Balakrishna : laughing...

Sharuk : Why r u laughing ?

NBK: U had forget 2  give me 4 options...!

 Keep smiling... good night.

nerve

Smooth Roads never make good drivers.

Clear sky never make good pilots.

Problem Free life Never make A good Person.

Life is a challenge....

Face it....

Good Night.

Only

48+2 members can sit in a bus.

5+1 can sit in a car.

3+1 can sit in an auto.

1+1 can sit in a bike.

only one can sit in my heart,that's "u" as my best friend.

Good Night..

Gifts Of God

7 Gifts of god

1.mothers love

2.father's advice

3.brothers care

4.sister's fight

5.wife's support

6.baby's smile

   and

7.SMART Friend like u