Seven great quotations
1:If you born poor,it's not your mistake,But if you die poor,its your mistake
2:Born with personality is an accident,But dying in personality is an achievement..!
3:Your birth may be normal,But your death should be history..!
4:Follow none,but learn from every one..!
5:practice like a devil and play like an Angle..!
6:Do or Die is an old concept,Do it Before Die is a new concept...!
7: Like all,trust few..!
Definition of A Kiss
Prof .of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof .of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof .of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divide by nothing .
Prof .of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips .
Prof .of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart .
Prof .of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts .
Prof .of Physiology : Kiss is a juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in the state of contraction .
Prof.of dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic .
Prof.of philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child ,ecstasy for the young and homage for the old .
Prof.of computer science : what is a kiss ? it seems to be an undefined variable !
Prof .of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction ,it is more common than proper ,it is
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all .
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all .
Prof.of architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
All Laugh
The human body is wondering who is the leader?!
The heart says :It's me I circulate the blood.
The brain says :No ,It's me because I control everything.
The Liver says : No, me ,because i feed.
And the Anus said : No It's me.
All laugh.
Then the anus refused to open for seven days.
The liver has exploded,the brain was stewed and heart stopped beating.
Moral :
Even an asshole can be a leader !
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