amaurotic

Reliance

Faith makes all things possible ,hope makes all  things work ,love makes all things beautiful - may you have all the 3 this new year ?
wish you a happy new year

Sweet Smile

No smile is better than fake smile because fake smile shows the weakness you having !!
This message is from "Smile & Co."we are checking if all the "Sweet People" on earth are "Smiling" or not
Hey that's a "Sweet Smile"
Keep smiling Always
good night.

Attainable

?DREAM?

makes all things possible.

?HOPE?

makes all things work.

?LOVE?

makes all things beautiful.

?SMILE?

makes all above possible.

SO

Always ?SMILE?.

deuce

Wonderful pairs in this world...

Heart and Beat,

Night and Sleep,

Moon and Stars,

Sky and Clouds,

Music and Song,

Fish and Water,

Rose and Love,

My sms and your Smile

good night.

IF

If

If

If

If life is a game.I pray you always win.

If life is a journey. I pray you always walk on roses.

If life is a joke. i wish you always smile.

Stormy

A Smile ? !
May Be The Ray Of Sunshine
That Someone
Needs In
A Stormy Day ?

Good Day

Sun glows

for a day,

Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute,

But

A Good Day can Glow forever,

So start your day with a SMILE on your Face,

Good Morning.

sword

Beauty

Is

Power

A

Smile Is

Its Sword

Keep Smiling Good Morning .

keep smiling

Smile Is The Electricity and Life Is A Battery. . .

Whenever you Smile, The Battery Gets Charged and a Beautiful Day Is Activated

So Keep Smiling ,Forever and Forever

good morning.

smiley

If You Don't Start Out The Day With A Smile,

It Is Not Too Late To Start Practicing For Tomorrow ...

Good Morning and  Have A Smiley and Blessed Day

Okay

1)There are 2 ways of meeting difficulties

you alter the difficulties,

or

you alter yourself to meet them.

Good night.....

2) Be nice to people on your way up

because you meet them on your way down

Good evening.

3) A person should not be too honest.

Straight trees are cut first

&

Honest people are screwed first.be careful

Good night....

Gratuity

Lucarne

Despair

Never Expect things to happen,
struggle and make them happen,
Never expect yourself to be given a good value create a value of your own
Good morning.

tally

Next time the rain will come ,try to count drops,.,.,.,.,.how much you count the drops,that much you like me.
how much you miss,that much i like U....! Good night ..miss U Take care.

Exhibit

World is a theater !
Our life is a Movie !
God is the Director !
Nature is the Producer !
Your the Actor ,
so perform well and Enjoy the life.....!

Good night.....




RERQW5XXU5WM

UnUsual

Love is an unusual game.
There are either two winners or none
Be careful good night...........

bon nuit

"G"O_TO_BED
"O"FF_THE_LIGHT
"O"UT_OF_TENSION
"D"REAMS_COME
"N"ICE_SLEEP
"I"GNORE_SLEEP
"G"ET_UP_EARLIER
"H"AVE_NICE THOT
"T"HANK _THE_GOD

GUD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.

Cocoa

 Special  c(''''')  Bed coffee for you
i mixed it with love and happiness
but there is no sugar
BCoz  i know you are very sweet friend

Good morning.......................................

People

People whom you miss in your happiness is the one whom you love, but the people whom you miss in your sadness is the one who loves to you

good morning.......

silent lips

Silent Lips may avoid many problems

But smiling lips will solve many problems

so always have a smile on your face.

good morning have a nice day.

Transparent

Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear Heart..

because everyone's Heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones..

Good night......

Core

Teacher : Vishvas !
what is the outer covering of a tree trunk called ?
Vishvas : I don't know miss.
Teacher : Bark Vishvas Bark
Vishvas : Bow -Bow !

Lawfulness

Ur validity of being my friend is going to be expired today ,plz recharge
Ur friendship immediately  by delivering  4 to 5 cool and sweet messages,so hurry
;-)

Good Morning.....

Incorrect

Husband : Honey why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger ?
Wife : Because i married the wrong man !

Wholly

Dream what you want to dream ;

Go where you want to go;

Be what you want to be;

because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do

Good night.

Infinity

life is "sin 90" that is "1'
love is "cos 90" that is "0"
but our friendship is "tan 90" that is "infinity"

Closeness

"C L O S E N E S S" resides in heart. So no matter how busy we are or how far we are, Nice Peoples are always remembered & cared for ever!!

Erase

If you delete this message.

You love me,

If you keep it,

You want me,

If you ignore it,

You adore me,

If you send it back,

You can’t live without me

Now what will u do? Tell me !!

Parameter

Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, and
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!

pulse

I HAVE SEEN YOU AS MY SWEET HEART AND I HAVE LOCKED YOU YOU IN MY HEART BUT THE KEY TO OPEN MY HEART IS LOST SO YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART TILL MY HEART BEATS STOP.....


TAKE CARE GOOD NIGHT............

Revive

I will REMEMBER Him
Not As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..LOVE YOU Sweet HEART.

journeyer

One tourist from U.S.A. asks Sardar (Half Knowledge fellow): Any great man born in this village?
Sardar (Half Knowledge Fellow) : No Madam, only small Babies!!!
Journeyer : ahhhh?????
 
  Keep smiling good morning.

proportion

John : Why do only 10% of woman go to heaven ?
mary : Why ?
John : Because if  they all went ,It would be called Hell ! hahaha............
Keep smiling good night...................

lingerie

Husband made idlies (one type of south Indian breakfast ).
wife asked " how you prepared this "BigBig""Idlies"?
Husband said i used this special cloth
Wife : you "Idiot" it is my bra........
Keep smiling good night.

Sambar Chutny

Invitation

Mrs & Mr.sambar chatni
invites you for the wedding of their grand son
MASALA DOSA
(S/o.Sada dosa)
with pani puri
( D/O.BHEL PURI )
On 05-10-2009
Venu : Vada hall
Samosa building ,
chappathi Road.


All are welcome

Checklist

Girl friend:  Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy friend:  Dam Sure! I checked the whole list again in the early Morning itself.
Girl friend : aahhh???

Trival

Teacher : What is common between
KRISHNA, RAMA, GANDHI and JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
born On government holidays...!
Teacher : ahh??

Blazes

Just imagine life without GIRLS :
The result ===Markets silent, Streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No traveling
No love
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HELL!!!

MUM

If you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sister and elder sis?
Answer : MIN "MUM" and MAXI"MUM"

Big c

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water ? What do you mean ?
SON: They are below “C” level.

Definitions

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

Stunt

Russians dug 100

meters and found

copper cable and said

that they had

telephones 500 years ago.

Americans dug 200

meters and found

optical fiber and said

they had internet

facility 1000 years ago.

Indians dug 1000

meters and didn't find

anything and said that

we had wireless

technology 2000 years ago.

Breath

Teacher : Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar student :Thank God I was born after that .
if i was born before that i would die

Hen

Customer- whose eggs are this ?
Shopkeeper - its mine
Customer - OK so give me one dozen of chicken's egg.

Countersign

You love sum one... You marry someone else. The one You married becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id...!




Keep smiling good night.

Cabaret

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. 
His mom gets angry and asks him : Did you  see any thing there that you were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw 
Mom: ah what you saw?
Boy: Dad
Mom: ah????


Keep smiling good night.

Rapist

A criminal rapist was sentenced to a death penalty. He was to choose between being hanged or being injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood. He choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stopped laughing and they asked why you are laughing he just whispered and say I have put on a condom.


Keep smiling good night.

naked

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.

The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked this time he prayed God please close your eyes.

God to man

Man ask God : " God why you make women so BEAUTIFUL?"
God so that you can love her.
Men: But why you make her so STUPID?
God says so that she can love you.......

Polliwog

TEACHER: Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT: Simple 'Frog'.
TEACHER: Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT: Simple "Frog's mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister".


Keep smiling good morning....

Tsunami

What is the different between?
Himami & Tsunami?
Himami is face wash,
Tsunami is total wash.


Hi HI HI good night.

Mummy

Oliver Hardy : Why are Egyptians Children always confused??
Laurel : Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
Oliver Hardy : ah ???

maths

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Keep smiling good night.

lantern

A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????
SHE SAID YES....
THE LAMP TURNED ON!!!!

Bucks

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:
------------------------------------
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED
BUT IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL TO ANOTHER
WITH THE LOSS OF MONEY

arithmetic

Teacher teaching algebra to student

A=B=C

It means A=C

Sir asked to give example for it

Student: sir I love you, you love your daughter, it means I love your daughter.

Comic

Bad Girls are like an internet virus,

they enter your life,

scan your pocket,

transfer your money,

edit your mind,

download their problems

delete your smiles

and hang You for ever.

Good night.

serpent

Two snakes meet each other...
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!

Dunce

Judge - Why did u attack that young man?
Old lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed and shouted "APRIL FOOL!"

summons

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:" father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

Tempo

Once Laloo(A former minister of India ) wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Sir !..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down.

Pause

Once Laloo ( A former minister of India)  was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved.

Female

HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman : She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman : Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.

SCREEN-SAVER Woman : She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman : Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman : Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman : She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman : Also known as "WIFE" ; when you are not expects

Repossession

oldish

Teacher: How Old is Ur father.
Sunny: As old as I'm.
teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.

Backbiter

Banta ! You get marry with Santa after my death
Wife! but why? He is Ur no 1 enemy
Banta! this is only way to take revenge with Santa .

Accident

Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, Dam sure truck accident case.
Sardar2: Yes, truck number is also written . BC-1000 !!

Mama

AT 18 a lady is like a football , 22 men behind her,
at 28 a Basketball , 10 men behind her,
at 38 a Golf ball , 1 man behind her,
at 48 a Table tennis ball , one man pushing her to the other

Couple

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ? ? ? ? ? ?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!

Consort

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of “WIFE”
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever............

Insincerity

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar : I'm writing to my 6 years old son, he cant read very fast.

Proposal

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1 year elder to you
........... Sardar said Oye No Problem ,I will marry you NEXT YEAR.

Nun

A "sardarji"(Mindless fellow) Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
"I Love U sister...."

Valentine

Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy Jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air opened his parachute saying "love never dies".

Friend

F------------->first
R------------->RELATION
I------------->IN THE
E------------->EARTH THAT
N------------->NEVER
D------------->DIES.


I am proud to have a true friend like you....


Good night.

Interval

January to December,Sunday to Saturday,Am to Pm my feelings for you have never changed
you are always be"my sweet friend.........


Good Night.

Devotedness

"Life starts with voice,but ends with silence","Love starts with fear but ends with tears","true friendship starts any where & ends no where"

Omen

Lucky
"Angle"
asked...
me
What you want?
A lovable life,


Or


A true friend.
I choose "lovable life"
Because i already have "You".


Good night..

Target

"Dream "

and

"Aim"

are sensational words.

make your dream as your as your aim

But...

Never make your aim as your dream.."

remember it.

Good night.

Indication

Every tear is a sign of commitment

Every silence is a sign of compromise

Every smile is a sign of attachment

Every SMS is a sign of remembrance

Good morning.

Yen

"Faith" makes all things possible

"Hope" makes all things heaven

"knowledge" makes all things beautiful

i wish "u" get all three in " every second" of your life

Good night.

Nay

Never try alone to take the weight of tear,that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes,always remember a friend like me is ready to share with you...

Good night.

Accessory

Always take extra care of 3 things in your life....Trust,
promise,and relationship
because they don't make a noise when they break.


Good night.

snivel

i will always beside u.until the very end wiping all your tears away,being your best friend,i will smile when you smile and feel all the pain do,and if you cry a single tear,i promise i will cry too.

civvies

Get up Get up ! Day is waiting for you,to give a gift of 24 golden hours.what ever you want you do it successfully good things follows you...


A cool good morning.

Unquestionable

Mother is sweetest word in the world,
next comes "friends"
Mother gives life,
Friends help to live life,They are true gifts of GOD.

Tragedy

Tension : When wife is pregnant
Terror : When girl friend is pregnant
Horror : When both are pregnant.
Tragedy : When you are not responsible 4 both...!


Good Evening.....

Condition

My heart has one "condition" in that no one has " Permission" only friend like you has 'admission" that also with out "donation" just maintain good "relation".


Gud9t.

Greenhouse

Your heart is a "beautiful garden".

"MY friendship is a small rose in your garden".

"plz don't cut the Rose at any reason and any season"....

GOOD NIGHT.

ROMEO

My eyes miss you

My feet love you

My mind calls you

My heart just for you

My life is you,and

I'll  did for you , because

This is what ROMEO said to JULIET

Mother

M=MOTIVATOR
O=ONLY-ONE
T=TRUELOVE
H=HEARTIEST
E=EXCEPTIONAL
R=RESPONSIBLE


love your mother ,your MUM will have a long life with U.


Good night

Fitful

(G)eetha
(O)orvasi
(O)ormila
(D)eepika
(N)ayantara
(I)liyana
(G)eniliya
(H)ansika
(T)amanna


Have a lovely  night.

keep you

Happiness keep you sweet

Trails keep you strong

Sorrow keep you human

Success keep you glowing

misunderstanding

keep you pain

But only smile that keep you going.

good night.

Eclat

Success lies not in the result

but in the effort,

Being the best is not at all important,

Doing the best is all that matters.

Big hit

Success is not permanent and failure is not final!!
so,Never stop working after success and never stop trying after failure.....
Good morning...

Scheme

A good plan of 2 day is better than a great plan of tomorrow.look backward with satisfaction & look forward with confidence you will get success......

Good night

Planetoid

Where are you?
I called you 5 times
but the line is busy,plz come outside .i am standing outside of your house
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
My name is "Moon"

I just came 2 say good night.

Mercury

Friendship is like a mercury drop .....if it's dropped it is impossible to collect....
so be careful do not drop your friends!
Stay in touch....
Good morning....

Seemly

Nice Friends are like the breathing air!

You will never see them,
But you will always Feel their presence!
As i feel when i think of "You".!

Gud9t.

Chimera

Friendship is the Rainbow Between Two Hearts sharing 7 feelings

+love
+sad
+happy
+truth
+faith
+secret
+helping
= Friendship.

Good morning.

sacchariferous

Sweet Heart is a special word for love,
love is a special word for care,
Care is a special word for friend,
Friend is a special word 4'U'

and

'U' are Special" 4me

Good night.

Gold

Love is a small coin
Life is a big coin
Life partner is a lucky coin
lover is a sweet coin
But friend is a gold coin.
keep it safe

Good night.....

Few

Time makes us 4get some ppl,
but there are some ppl
who makes us 4get d time,
this msg is dedicated2 1such person who is always remembered and that's
you my friend

Good morning.

offertory

Best "age"

"sixteen"

Best "face"

"smile"

Best "love"

"Understand"

Best "life"

"College life"

Best "gift" that's

Your

"Friendship".....

Good morning.

Night

Night is silent. !

night is beautiful. !

Night is calm. !

Night is Quite.!

But night is not complete,without wishing you.

Good Night Sweet Dreams.

Gooky

The Best Cosmetics in life

Truth

4

LIPS

SYMPATHY

4

EYES

CHARITY

4

HANDS

SMILE

4

FACE

LOVE

4

HEART

use them well

make life beautiful

good morning...

insomniac

Ba(G) piper
R(o)yal stag
Sc(o)tch
Gu(D)umba
Bra(N)di
Wh(I)sky
Kin(G)fisher
(H)aywards
Vo(T)ca
Have a kickful night.

relive

- When time is fast
- when moments are hard
-when ever 1 is busy
-when seconds are few;
My sms says that
1 of Ur friend is still remembering u.


Good night.

idolatry

I
LOVE
YOU

Send this MSG to 10 girls n win a free trip to Ur nearest POLICE STATION
in luxury Jeep.
Food ,
Bed,
N
Body massage Free,

So Hurry Up

Good Eve.

Rangy

"LONG" LOVE IS MOTHER'S LOVE
"SWEET" LOVE IS FATHER'S LOVE
"SHORT"LOVE IS LOVER'S LOVE
BUT
"STRONG" LOVE IS FRIEND'S LOVE.

U @ ME
GOOD MORNING

Buddy

"SEA IS HAPPY WITH WATER"
"TREE IS HAPPY WITH LEAVES"
"SKY IS HAPPY WITH STARS" MY LIFE IS HAPPY
WITH YOUR "FRIENDSHIP"!.

Deposit

U can live without the person who says "U R Mine" But u can never live without some one who says"I'M YOURS!" May you be blessed with 1 Such person in life....
Good morning.

ever and never

Help Ever,

Hurt Never....!

Love ever,

Hate Never....!

Give Ever,

Expect Never.!

Smile ever,

Cry never...!

Think me ever,Forget Me Never.

gdn8.

Episode

Every New Day Is A New Chapter Of Life;

Brings us New topic and New Moments,I wish today has Beautiful moments 4u;

That make Ur Life sweet and joyful

Good morning........

Nursery

I kicked on lion's face
I pulled tigers tail
I broken cheetahs leg
I threw elephants & then TOY SHOP OWNER kicked me out.
good nt8.

tangible

Do you know diff b/w Real and  fake friends!

FF: Calls your  name sweetly,

RF: Calls u always with with stupid silly names...

FF : "never seen you cry"

RF: Cry with u or stop u Crying...

FF : Will never hurt you,

RF : "Hurt you often with 1000's of apologies"..

FF : Know a few things about you,

RF : could write a book about u.

FF : would ignore this MSG..

RF : will send this 2 all real friends whom u never want 2 miss in life...

Good morning.

alphabet

Man wants a to z

A-Aim

B-Believe

C-challenge

D-Descipline

E-Experience

F-Faithful

G-Gainup

H-Health

I-Idea

J-Jock

K-Keep

L-Love

M-Memory

N-Neighbour

O-Observe

P-Perfect

Q-Quite

R-Response

S-Smile

T-Talent

U-Unity

V-Victory

W-Workship

X-Xtra

Y-Youth

Z-Zeal

Wishing u 2 have all dis

GUD ni8.

Simper

DREAM

makes all things possible.

HOPE

makes all things work.

LOVE

makes all things beautiful.

SMILE

makes all above possible.

SO

Always SMILE.

brightness

Sun glows

4 a day,

Candle 4 an hour

Matchstick 4 a minute,

But

A Good Day can Glow 4ever,

So start Ur day with a SMILE on Ur Face,

Good Morning?!!!

Arrest

In my life I learned how 2 love , 2 smile,

2 B happy , 2 B strong , 2 work hard , 2 B honest,

2 B faithful, 2 forgive.

But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Good night.....

off

Father : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!'
Son  : No Dad , it is  my HELLO TUNE !

Keep smiling  good night.

Triplets

3 things in life once gone 

Never come back

1.words

2.opportunity

3.Time

3 things in life are never sure

1.Dreams

2.success

3.luck

3 Things in life That make you a good person...

1.Hard work

2.Sincerity

3.Character.

Three things in life are most valuable

1.love

2.Self respect

3.Friends.

Good night.

Ten

10 messages
4u
1st
Hi!
2nd
Hello
3rd
I'm fine
4th
How are you?
5th
Hope you are fine
6th
Keep smiling
7th
Take care
8th
God bless you
9th Be happy
10th
Happy journey !!?

intent

There is only 1 difference between dream and  aim.

Dream is effort less sleep.But aim is sleepless efforts

So you can sleep for "Dream" & wake up for 'AIM'

undeniable

Walk with me when your heart needs company.Talk to me when you feel alone.Trust me when your heart beats more.think of me when ever you need a true friend.Good night.

Reasons

If u have Reasons for liking someone,then you are using your mind,
But if you like some one for no Reason,then you are using your heart.Feel the difference.Good night......

Nectar

Hi honey!

Two people were asking your details.

i gave your address and cell no.

They will be visiting u soon.

Their names are MR.Sleep and Miss Dream.

please welcome them .good night.

Emanation

1) 4 x your birth-date

2) +13
3) x 25
4) -200
5) + month Ur born
6) x 2
7)- 40
8) x 50
9) + last two digits of your born
10) -10500.


Result will be very interesting.
* Good night *

Mainframe

A good friends are like computers,
They enter in your life,save you in there heart,formats ur problems & never deletes ......

stay in touch.....keep smiling good morning.

loop

Stars have 5 ends,
Square have 4 ends,
line have 2 ends,but circle of our friendship has no end......


Keep in touch ,good night.

amazing

Fingers 10

planets 9

corners 8

wonders 7

senses 6

oceans 5

Options 4

seasons 3

Eyes 2

A wonderful person ...

only 1

it' is not you....it's me...Good night.

Imperfect

Eating rotten eggs,
Sleeping near drainage
Dog biting twice,
Traveling in govt bus,
kissing a pig...,
r 100 times better than
Believing a bad girl.

Celebrity

U r a hero.sania is the heroine.iam the villan.
in one scene i will kidnap and rape sania
but u r still a hero u marry sania.film name is "Naam tera Kaam mera".


Keep smiling good night....

colloguy

A golden words from shake's spear


"Help your friend in problem without invitation,,,, and ; don't go to your friend in happiness without invitation."
Good morning.

Yammer

HUSBAND watching t.v and crying.

WIFE : why are you crying ?

what serial are you watching?

Husband : it's not serial our marriage CD.......

Wife : ah ?????

INTERVIEW

Interviewer : how many seconds in one year?

Sardar : 12 seconds.
Interviewer : How did u say?
Sardar : Jan 2nd, Feb2 nd ,Mar2nd......Dec2nd total 12 seconds

massacre

How to kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress,nice jewelery,

costly cosmetics .and lock her in a room with out mirror....it's enough to die .

Good afternoon........

Lineup

Sharuk : what is your fathers name?

Balakrishna : laughing...

Sharuk : Why r u laughing ?

NBK: U had forget 2  give me 4 options...!

 Keep smiling... good night.

nerve

Smooth Roads never make good drivers.

Clear sky never make good pilots.

Problem Free life Never make A good Person.

Life is a challenge....

Face it....

Good Night.

Only

48+2 members can sit in a bus.

5+1 can sit in a car.

3+1 can sit in an auto.

1+1 can sit in a bike.

only one can sit in my heart,that's "u" as my best friend.

Good Night..

Gifts Of God

7 Gifts of god

1.mothers love

2.father's advice

3.brothers care

4.sister's fight

5.wife's support

6.baby's smile

   and

7.SMART Friend like u

exaggerate

FR_ENDSH_P

is always

incomplete without "I"

&

BEA_TIFUL

is always incomplete with out "U"

so always keep I' &U'

2gether 2 make friendship beautiful.

Good night.

Piano

Our life is like a piano .white keys are happy moments

and black keys are sad moments ,but remember both keys are played together to give sweet music.

good night.

Getup

Get up! Get up!

The world waiting for you.

walk with aims!

Run  with ,confidence!!

Fly with your Achievements!!

So get up.

Early like a bird!

Good morning.........

Ever

I have three friends in the world.

sun ,moon and you...Sun for Day,

Moon for Night, you for ever in my life......

Relation

Question: what is the relationship between coffee shops and wine shops?

Answer: most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops.

FORMULA

Teacher : water formula yanti
student : H I J K L M N O
teacher : yanti????
Student : avunu teacher meeru "neeru" patham chappinappudu formula chabutu "H TO O" annaru gaa
anduke "H nunchi O" varaku anni words chappasanu.

Subsist

"F"L"O"W"E"R"F"U"L"

MORNING

"C"O"L"O"U"R"F"U"L"

NOON

"J"O"Y"F"U"L"

EVENING

"P"E"A"C"E"F"U"L"

NIGHT

B'happy its a

"F"A"N"T"A"S"T"I"C"

DAY 4U.

GOOD MORNING.

CONTINUITY

Even a small dot can stop big sentence.

But few more dots can give a continuity.

every end can be a new beginning.

Love starts With

you know this ,

love starts with eyes,

grows with kiss,

ends with tears.

But Friendship start with smile ,grows with understanding

Ends with death.

good night.

liable

"Who Said water helps in putting off fire"????

If so

then

Why don't Tears heal the burn in one's heart...!

Good nyt......

INDIAN WOMAN

who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad without passport & visa.....?
..............
.............
............
Guess?

Sita with ravana to lanka...!!!

Improve your G.K.

prong

stars have 5 ends,

squares have 4 ends,

triangles have 3 ends,

lines have 2 ends,

life has 1 end, but friendship has no end!!

nonvocal

Friendship is not just a word

not merely a Relationship

it is a silent promise

which says "i will be with you"

wherever!

whenever!

whatever!

Forever!

Good night.........

unvoiced

smile and silence are two powerful tools .Smile can solve many problems and silence can avoid many problems...so always smile and silent.

U

i love "U" seriously

i love "U"

i don't no how this happened to me But i love "u" not only "u" I love "V', "W", "X" ,"Y", "Z" and  all letters in English

good night.

Suicide

A man was committing suicide,

some one asked the reason

He said ,"my lover ran away with my friend & i cant live with out my friend, That is friendship....

Good night......

Roomie

Salesman: which soap you use?

Sardar:Baba Soap,Baba past,Baba shampoo

Sales man:Is baba an international brand?

Sardar:Baba is my room mate.

Keep smiling....good night.

Kick

Smoking =1 minute kick,

Drinking=1 hour kick,

cinema=1 day kick,

loving= 30 years kick,

my "friendship" is lifelong kick.

Good morning.

Rain

My friendship is not like a

'''rain'''

,,, ,,,

Which comes and goes away. My friendship is like  a

=_=Air=_=

Some times silent

But,Always around u.

Gud evng

Never change

  " 12 "

9                3

" . 6 "

Time will always change.But our "Friendship" will never change gdnt.

good morning

Gud morning....Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.thanks.

Before marriage