Female

HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman : She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman : Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.

SCREEN-SAVER Woman : She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman : Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman : Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman : She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman : Also known as "WIFE" ; when you are not expects